Lay Lines by Carol Lay for September 01, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    You can’t be arrested for thinking bad things. But you’re definitely responsible for making the hat, knowing it will act on the bad things you’re thinking, giving it a weapon, and wearing it in the presence of others. It’s not even as independent as a vicious pet.

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    Ida No  about 7 years ago

    Thinking isn’t what killed the guy. And now, the hat is definitely guilty of assaulting an officer, with witnesses. Top that!

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    Army_Nurse  about 7 years ago

    all circumstantial… “who’re ya gonna believe, baby? Me or your lying ass eyes?”

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    Radish...   about 7 years ago

    Beauty killed the beast.

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    Ida No  about 7 years ago

    If you’re one half of conjoined twins, and your twin commits the murder without your assistance or knowledge, can the police imprison you, too?

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    gigagrouch  about 7 years ago

    “Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?”-Henry II

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