Liberty Meadows by Frank Cho for April 23, 2010

Knowing that you have the fortitude, and were the first and only one to dump her, would be worth a ‘purple nurple’.

(He said with his ‘nurples’ safely hidden behind his monitor).

Pinch her nurples Frank.

I will if he won’t, Llewellen!

The last time a beautiful young woman was anywhere near that malicious to me, only the fact my English teacher saw what was going on and intervened kept me from decking her in the next fraction of a second.

I shouldn’t be proud of that reaction, and really I’m not, but if Frank’s an even bigger wimp than I was then he really has problems. The fourth frame, were I the victim, would have Jen on the deck with a bloody nose or worse.

(The next six strips would feature me mourning my carnality.)

Is there nothing decent about Jen? It seems the deeper you dig into her the darker it becomes!!!

…evil…

It breaks my heart to learn that Jen is so evil!!

Evil or just pathetic.

Evil AND pathetic ;-]

I’m going to get in trouble for this, but….

Frank, BREAK HER NOSE!

Or sue her for assault.

Jen is much bigger and stronger than Frank.

I am really coming to detest Jen.

Retaliate in kind!

Test is nipples not allowed by the nannybot?

Well that worked so guess it is.

Gee, she’s so mature. You’d think that by now Frank would have gotten a clue.

Use “Vise Grips” and lock em down TIGHT!

One of these days, Jen, you will get what is coming to you in a BIG way.