Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 06, 2009

Fairy-B-Gone gets ‘em every time!

So much for enchantment.

I hear those little suckers bite.

That’ll teach the little tinkers.

Lio is always so prepared for life’s little exigencies: who else has the foresight to keep a canister of Fairy-Be-Gone by his bedside?

Whatever you do, don’t let him watch Disney’s Fantasia.

One was sweet (just look at his face), but it started an invasion. That’s not allowed, huh Lio?

Poncho has a Fairly good idea on what to do with ‘em

Lio might be spraying Oberon and Titania. Puck would be horrified!

Quick Henry, the Flit!

If you don’t spray them, they’ll eat all the children’s books in the house.

I just hope one of them wasn’t Pibgorn….or next he’s gonna be getting a visit from one VERY ticked off Drusilla.

Curse you Simon_Jester, you beat me to it… Now you may have some American Pie.

Oh Lio, there’s too many fairys to clap for now…I guess they’re done for.

lio’s a fairy bad boy

maybe lio should get one of those citronella candles for his room

And every time a bell rings, Lio shoots an angel. 8)

I think the bigger issue is, what’s Lio doing with a book of fairy tales? Shouldn’t he be curling up with a nice volume of Poe or Stephen King instead?

Oh Lio, how could you?! Some of those are my friends. How would you like if you were my size and I sprayed you with a can of Lio Be Gone (tm)?!

big G 3469 said,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NO!!!! NOT TINKERBELL!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL P.E.T.F.A.P! (People For the Ethnical Treatment of Faeries & Pixies)!!!!

you forgot the Leprechauns, it should be People For the Ethical Treatment of Faeries, Leprechauns, & Pixies A.K.A. P.E.T.F.L.A.P.

and I assume you meant ethical not ethnical.

Quizz:

Which poster today made a Dr. Seuss reference?

That’s him!

Hahaha. poor twinkles.

Why is Lio reading a book of fairy stories in the first place?