Mama Bear and Papa Bear decide to get a divorce. The judge asks Baby Bear if he wants to live with Mama, and he says, “No, sir, she beats me!” The judge then asks if he wants to live with Papa, and he says, “No, he beats me even more!”
The judge asks, “Do you have any family members that you want to live with?” and Baby Bear says, “Yes, my Aunt Lucy in Chicago.” “Are you sure that she wouldn’t beat you?” asks the judge, and Baby Bear says, “Yes, sir, the Chicago bears don’t beat anybody!”
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Mama Bear and Papa Bear decide to get a divorce. The judge asks Baby Bear if he wants to live with Mama, and he says, “No, sir, she beats me!” The judge then asks if he wants to live with Papa, and he says, “No, he beats me even more!”
The judge asks, “Do you have any family members that you want to live with?” and Baby Bear says, “Yes, my Aunt Lucy in Chicago.” “Are you sure that she wouldn’t beat you?” asks the judge, and Baby Bear says, “Yes, sir, the Chicago bears don’t beat anybody!”