Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 06, 2013

Cheer up, One, you’re getting dinner.

What a cranky looking little number, eh? No wonder it’s always a single digit!

how literal

[facepalm]

One is the loneliest number . . .

I’m waiting for Tea for Two.

Talk about your cranky Number One! Maybe after some nice hot soup he’ll be ready to join in on the Numbers Game.

Will he have π for dessert?

At least he’s a grateful One.

He looks pissed…I bet #2 looks crappy

You would be cranky too if you spent all day with people walking up to you every five minutes telling you to make it so. (Incidentally, if you’ve never seen it, check online for the video of The Count with Patrick Stewart.)

Just beware of 7, after all 789.

Good ONE!

So Lio want to be a chef. .The best don’t say much, but they’ll sure chase the impiegato with butcher knives when they’ve done something stupid. And their hands have so many old scars they don’t need the hot pad anymore.

1 is grumpy because he’s lonely. (“One is the loneliest number that will ever be.” 3 Dog Night lyric)

No, it’s his twin brother Amal….

Wow, I’ll bet his self-esteem is through the roof.

Is he related to Four?