Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 08, 2014

At least he doesn’t have scissors.

Soon there will be signs that say “No rocket skating in the hallways!”

{sarcasm} Nice way to improvise, Lio.

Clearly, Lio is feeling The Need for Speed! But, good lad that he is, he is carefully observing the posted regulation….

Literal Chap, isn’t he?

This was supposed to be The Future — WHERE is my Jetpack???

I love loopholes.

♫ ♪You’re running back for moreSo put me on a highway+ show me a signAnd take it to the limit one more time♫ ♪♫

Close enough Lio.

Yet another possible career for Lio: rules lawyer.

Hooray for Lio: the Loophole Raider!

A fire extinguisher can be used for the rocket power. It’s been done — look up the videos.

I’ll wager that they said the same about cars and planes. Yes, no denying that sometimes people die in those, too. But even if they had never existed life still wouldn’t be 100% risk-free.