Old joke (by which I mean it was on a classic Looney Tunes cartoon:Man visits a talent agency.Man: I’ve got a talking dog!Agent: Okay, prove it.Man (to dog): What’s on top of a house?Dog: Roof!Man: How hard is it to get through college?Dog: Ruff!Man: Who’s the greatest baseball player?Dog: Ruth!Irritated, the agent tosses them out on their ear. The dog brushes himself off and shrugs.Dog: Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
right. how was he supposed to say please? bring a sign with him, and wave it in front of the dummy, i guess
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Now who’s the dummy?
noahproblem over 9 years ago
I’ve got a magic word for you dummy – “firewood”.
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Old joke (by which I mean it was on a classic Looney Tunes cartoon:Man visits a talent agency.Man: I’ve got a talking dog!Agent: Okay, prove it.Man (to dog): What’s on top of a house?Dog: Roof!Man: How hard is it to get through college?Dog: Ruff!Man: Who’s the greatest baseball player?Dog: Ruth!Irritated, the agent tosses them out on their ear. The dog brushes himself off and shrugs.Dog: Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?
Bilan over 9 years ago
Was he to busy checking out that Barbie in the third row?
TheBigPickle over 9 years ago
Wow. Mark broke his own Lio code…
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Well, That’s All Folks…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
You’re going to pay for that dummy!
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 9 years ago
Lio forgot the safe word!!!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I hate creepy living ventriloquist dummies. They’re so evil!
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Marcel Marceau got the only dialog in Mel Broks’ Silent Movie, so this is sort of the same thing.