Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 19, 2015

er… well played, Eva Rose?

Eva, you’re supposed to plant one ON the boy. Not plant the boy.

Compared to this, Charlie Brown had it easy. That little red-headed girl he likes never helped Lucy mess with him when he tried to kick that football.

Ironically, something very like this actually did happen in the NFL Sunday, when the ground gave out under a Ravens kicker: cbssports!But Eva Rose did it on purpose, like a latter-day Lucy Van Pelt!

If this were an allowable play, I would watch football regularly!

No fair, you changed the ground rules…

The joke is that it really happened (at least, according to AOL news/sports, that bastion of National Inquirer journalism): http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2015-10-18/levis-stadium-turf-field-justin-tucker-kicker-49ers-ravens-super-bowl-50?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl9%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D1543442922

Eva’s trap of course.

And Charlie Brown thinks Lucy gives HIM a hard time when they play football.

Love his helmet.

Throw the penalty flag. Defensive holing.

Oh, look, "Calvinball!

lio, someday you need to find a new girl to fall for. surely there’s someone out there as twisted as eva, who might actually return your admiration

Levi’s Stadium, Baltimore Ravens guy. Done and done.

Captured by one of the pit falls of life: relationships!