Secrets of becoming an author!
Chapter 1 "Write about what you know"
Lio: The multi-eyed creature slithered from under the bed, it's well-used vintage whoopee cushion clutched in it's claws...
Actually, the secret to becoming a writer is to just write. If you don’t know something well enough to write about it, learn everything you can and then write. It’s that easy (and that difficult).
“It had filled its squirting flower with Joker Venom, its joy buzzer was nuclear-powered, and its many eyes were hunting around for its next victim…….”
electricshadow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
somewhere between H.P. Lovecraft and Sesame Street
Kali39 almost 9 years ago
It was a dark and stormy nightSuddenly a shot rang outThen the meteor crash-landedAnd out came a two headed alien…
Andrew Capp almost 9 years ago
So that’s why I’ve never become an author!
jackianne1020 almost 9 years ago
Actually, the secret to becoming a writer is to just write. If you don’t know something well enough to write about it, learn everything you can and then write. It’s that easy (and that difficult).
iheartcomix123 almost 9 years ago
I’d buy it.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I like it, Lio! Don’t forget to write in a part for your faithful sidekick, Bunnicula….
zeimetr almost 9 years ago
Great opening sentence, Lio! It has got my attention, which such an opening is supposed to do. You are off to a good start!
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
I know nothing!
Al Nala almost 9 years ago
So, Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep walk into a bar….
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
BUNNY!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I see now.
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
“It had filled its squirting flower with Joker Venom, its joy buzzer was nuclear-powered, and its many eyes were hunting around for its next victim…….”
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’d read it….
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
lio’s world. i love it. best seller in the youth market
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
I like “The Grinch-Stole Christmas”.
You know… the story about the guy who killed and skinned the Grinch, then made a stole of the skin as a Christmas gift for his girlfriend.