Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 12, 2016

whether it’s real feet or gag feet, every prankster wants to leave their mark in wet cement

if you go putting down wet cement around Halloween, you’re just asking for trouble.

oh, super

My sneaker prints from my teenage years are very faintly imprinted in some cement in my hometown… it was almost dry, and I didn’t realize. Oops.

The Redundant Department of Redundancy.

It would have been better if you had included a faceplant.

Lio helps to create work.

…which will cost billions…

Typical government, absolutely NO common sense. Just spend money .

Pretty sure those studies exist already.

And a 32 million dollar government grant was awarded to fund it.

And most of those are totally unnecessary to begin with.

In reality it is a government study to determine if we need a government study to study other government studies

After the study is done, it will be classified “top secret” so no one will see it.

I just hate it when this happens…

……..and as a result, unemployment is a thing of the past due to the creation of the Cabinet level position of Secretary of Study Reviews.

Hummm…..maybe this is the obama legacy.

Thankfully the US doesn’t have a Ministry of Silly Walks…

And they found out that exactly 50% of the studies got the result that the government was looking for. Which interestingly enough was the percentage they were looking for.

oooooooh my….

Why does Lio use gag-monster feet? Couldn’t he just bring along a monster to step in the wet “cement”?

I like Lio but this time he’s just a little ass.

That would not surprise me. Of course, the politically motivated studies always find whatever offense they seek, whether it exists in reality or not.