Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 16, 2016

that’s just offal/awful to waste food like that

Ooh, nice! Now add them ears… no wait, maybe some horns. Better yet, wings. Aargh! So many ideas!

Take a deep breath… and turn around.

I wonder what will happen if you push that desk really hard …

Shouldn’t the desk be facing the other way.? You go there to GET the idea. Then you need the patent.

Man, where is that butcher shop?!?! Look at those prices…LOLOL

Its a used meat store.

Shouldn’t Lucy be in a stand like that?

LIO HAS THAT TASK LICKED.

Was Gene Simmons the model?

That’s an awesome idea.

So that’s where Calvin’s dad works!

What a great idea! I might have to do it this year!

Location, location, location

Ew. This brings back memories of many years ago when my aunt used to proudly serve what she thought was a very special dish—beef tongue with cherry sauce. It was special all right. But not in the way she assumed.

Beef tongue is delicious!

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Aww. Those pumpkins look thirsty with their tongues lolling that way. Get them some bowls of water, Lio, so they can lap it up! Nice doggies; nice pumpkin-heads. What’s the difference, really?

look before you leap and get legal help…