Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 13, 2017
April 12, 2017
April 14, 2017
Transcript:
SPLOOSH! BISH! STOP SMOKING! Instant Cure! $1.00
SPLOOSH! BISH! STOP SMOKING! Instant Cure! $1.00
I am a dwarf and a member of Little People of America. I once went out to lunch with three friends of mine from LPA. Waitress walked up to us and (this was 1989) asked, “Smoking or non-smoking?” My friend Mark looked at her, looked at us, looked at her and said “Non-smoking. Smoking stunts your growth.”