Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 29, 2019

and Don Rickles once said he was Picasso… which John Ratzenberger didn’t understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xiag4M1sU

And it tastes better than kinetic sand…the first day.

To make a snowman without having to go out in the cold weather…

“My First Shoggoth”

“there’s been a transporter mishap… what came back didn’t live for long.”

From the look on his dad’s face, Lio must have a terrifying laugh.

What sogs down stairs, or gums up your hair, and makes a splortchty sound? A spud! A spud! You know it’s a dud! Everyone knows Mashed Potato Head! Mashed Potato Head! Potato Head! With butter and sour cream it’s a joy! Mashed Potato Head! Potato Head! It’s fun for a girl and a boy!

Yeah. I know. Wrong toy. Sue me.

Lio humiliating a potato.

It’s a “Build-A-Shoggoth” kit!

I love it! Why didnt I think of that?

What does dad do for a living? As far as I can tell, he’s always home drinking beer. Lio seems to have pretty much everything he needs, so the money must be coming from somewhere.

I figured Lio would have a mashed potato monster building kit called “Monster Mash”.

Just sit still and be very quiet, Dad. Maybe Lio will go outside and play before things turn disastrous!

Gypsy invented that waaaaay back on MST3K