Because witches burn because they are made of wood. And wood floats. What else floats? A duck. So if a witch weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood and is therefore a witch.
Search for Boise State vs. Oklahoma if you want to see the Statue of Liberty play in action. Boise State used it to win the 2006 Fiesta Bowl in overtime.
Because witches burn because they are made of wood. And wood floats. What else floats? A duck. So if a witch weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood and is therefore a witch.