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  1. 6 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Because witches burn because they are made of wood. And wood floats. What else floats? A duck. So if a witch weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood and is therefore a witch.

  2. 7 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    One of those rare times when a Republican didn’t vote against their own self-interest.

  3. 7 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    It’s if he floats, he’s made of wood, and your can burn him. He’s a witch. You could also see if he weighs the same as a duck since ducks float.

  4. about 1 month ago on Lio

    Svengoolie showed Trilogy of Terror not that long ago.

  5. 2 months ago on Ink Pen

    Note that Samhain is pronounced “sow-wen”, or something like that, depending the dialect. It’s definitely not pronounced using English phonetic rules.

  6. 2 months ago on Peanuts

    Search for Boise State vs. Oklahoma if you want to see the Statue of Liberty play in action. Boise State used it to win the 2006 Fiesta Bowl in overtime.

  7. 3 months ago on Loose Parts

    A cave man and a dinosaur might have worked better.

  8. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Actually, the Tennessee Valley Authority President is the highest paid federal employee. With bonuses he made $10 million last year.

  9. 5 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Actually Superman had it easier. Clark Kent was his secret identity.

  10. 6 months ago on Ink Pen

    Fred from Scooby Doo