When I was a kid, a guy tried to climb into Disneyland by climbing over the Monorail. When he jumped down onto the tracks, he got the shock of his life. As his spirit left his body, I imagine he looked down and thought, “Aw darn. Shoulda bought a ticket.”
Arbitrary 7 months ago
“One Churro please!”
-18 dollars.
Bawls
SteveHL 7 months ago
Alternatively, Lio could have repulsed the English by hurling cows at them.
electricshadow Premium Member 7 months ago
He must have borrowed the catapult from Hammie in “Baby Blues.” (See today’s strip.)
mccollunsky 7 months ago
For a family with 2 adults and 3 kids that’d be $105 for the entry alone.
jagedlo 7 months ago
Lio: “When there’s a will, there’s a way!”
Old Time Tales 7 months ago
The trick is the landing. Right into a “It’s a Smallworld” teacup, 100 points!
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
Whheeeeeeeeeee!
Doug K 7 months ago
He could just build his own amusement park.
rshive 7 months ago
Technology abounds. But isn’t Lio going the wrong way?
Ermine Notyours 7 months ago
Thanks to Genie+, it’s almost impossible to ride the rides without entering Disney parks legitimately, unless you want to wait in long lines.
DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago
Who needs amusement park rides when you’ve got a personal catapult?
artegal 7 months ago
It’s really going to be amusing when he lands. Over/under on broken bones?
tcayer 7 months ago
He’ll have fun if he survives the landing.
SmashedHat 7 months ago
The catapult launch could have used a sound effect, maybe “fftwang!”
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
Better than any ride in the park.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 7 months ago
When I was a kid, a guy tried to climb into Disneyland by climbing over the Monorail. When he jumped down onto the tracks, he got the shock of his life. As his spirit left his body, I imagine he looked down and thought, “Aw darn. Shoulda bought a ticket.”
JPuzzleWhiz 7 months ago
Ingenious, Lio — but what if this is a park where they stamp your hand upon paying the admission price?
Bilan 7 months ago
Lio can afford to buy a catapult, but not a ticket?
InquireWithin 7 months ago
This is cheap admission. Parks around here charge much more than that.
Pequod 7 months ago
They grow up so fast. Soon Leo will be using his catapult at Lalapalooza.
David Rickard Premium Member 7 months ago
$30? How long has it been since Tatulli went to an amusement park?
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 7 months ago
A Middle Ages theme park with their own trebuchet to boot – only in Lio’s world.