I went to an “English Dinner Night” at a local parish run by Fransiscans and it was really good. I said I’d like to compliment the cook. A friendly-looking fellow in a brown robe came out to see me. “Are you the fish friar?” I said. “No. I’m the chip monk.”
I thought the chip monk was the brother in Las Vegas who goes around to the casinos with the chips tossed into the weekend Mass collection to cash them in. . . .
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
May be St. Frances who is the patron saint of animals LD.
lewisbower about 13 years ago
I’ve seen St Francis covered with birds, never dog’s——.That punctuation was a typo.
Xane_T about 13 years ago
Pun week? Did someone write a letter to the editor, “We’d like it if you were more like Pearls Before Swine”?
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 13 years ago
Ewww, Steve, that’s a chip-shot…..☻
Redhead55 about 13 years ago
Oh that’s just punny.
runar about 13 years ago
I went to an “English Dinner Night” at a local parish run by Fransiscans and it was really good. I said I’d like to compliment the cook. A friendly-looking fellow in a brown robe came out to see me. “Are you the fish friar?” I said. “No. I’m the chip monk.”
Shikamoo Premium Member about 13 years ago
Looks like St. Francis is still connected to the vine. That’s good to see.
r.dauphinee about 13 years ago
Oh bmonk……
atajayhawk about 13 years ago
Nah, I think *bmonk*’s a Benedictine.
bmonk about 13 years ago
I thought the chip monk was the brother in Las Vegas who goes around to the casinos with the chips tossed into the weekend Mass collection to cash them in. . . .
gosfreikempe about 13 years ago
Nearly 48 hours old, and it still stinks. A fine vintage for puns. :)