The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 15, 2024

And what do you have to do to break even on anything that you buy for yourself?

He’ll catch 200 bass, sell them to fancy 5-star restaurants—and leave her for good!!

“If bass could own stock in this company, it might be worth it to have one of their own caught by you every once in a great while.”

All I can see Leroy “catching” is a good nap in a boat, after finishing a six-pack of beer.

Catch your MIL with it, once! See what happens!!

Two feet facing!

Leroy must have suckered her into going to their local Bass Pro Shops.

That’s not the point. Any amount of time he fishes with that rod makes the price worthwhile.

Always loved this cartoon

And that’s at $5 a fish.

NOT the point. It’s a sport — like skiing or golf. The difference is: you can’t eat a golf ball.

Not with that bob so close to the hook…Try a worm and a sinker. Leroy. Buy Loretta a book on cookin’ fish!

Let Leroy have his fishing pole because Loretta you spend a lot on clothes and beauty parlor

Exactly how much is that rod and reel combo, that it would take 200 bass to pay for it?

leroy couldn’t catch a bass if it surrendered to him…

Haha! (＾▽＾)