Lola by Todd Clark for February 13, 2014
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Transcript:
Harry: Table for two my good man HOST: Its about a 45 minute wait, Lola; Harry, you have to give these guys a little something to speed things up, Harry: Gotcha. Maybe this shiny stick of juicy fruit will change your mind. Host: Make it an hour
Or you could have tried the line an old man used at another joint: “Young man, I’m 94, my wife is 92. We may not have 45 minutes.” They got seated immediately. Well done, old man.