Lola by Todd Clark for June 11, 2022

Don’t keep it to yourself, Lola.

A “dirty” limerick:

I once had a neighbor named Bert,

Who covered his clothes all in dirt,

Then a layer of soot

From his head to his foot,

And twice as much more on his shirt.

There once was a catcher from Nantucket…

Man a Woman from Idaho Falls.

Sat behind the green Fenway walls.

A deal she made, yikes:

You kiss me on the strikes.

I will like to kiss you on the …!

Mainly the latter.

And she’s gassy today.

There once was a man from Boston who had a little Austin. Just room for his a*s and a gallon of gas and his Nu*s hung out and he lostem!!