Lola by Todd Clark for August 07, 2022

Quite the Flamboyance of Flamingos Lola has there.

We have neighbors down the street who have about 3 dozen of ’em in their front yard. The whole neighborhood loves ’em!

Could be worse. She could have brought home gnomes.

Slaughter the herd, Lola. You’ll be doing everyone a favor.

Seems like a lot of trouble on mowing day.

Now put the house on wheels and all will be right in the world.

And guess what the lawn and garden center had lots of left.

It’s flock but why quibble over names right now….

If I brought just one of those home my husband would divorce me.

Thin the flamboyance is the term.

The city I live in has a club that raises money for charity by people paying them money to set up flamingos in other people’s yards. We’re not talking one or two. Nope, more like 20-30! It has to be a friend, and they only stay up for 3 days. Everyone seems to get a kick out of it.

Front of our house is about 95% our driveway – if they were put on same – they would get slaughtered when drive through.