Lola by Todd Clark for November 30, 2023

Hours, probably.

Just make it a Hanukah gift instead.

Buy her a cute stuffed animal.

How to appear generous without spending a cent

She can accept a gift with a gracious and thankful attitude, instead of trying to correct him

But she’ll take 8 Hanukkah gifts instead! (or more, if you feel especially generous!)

Thousands of whats?

As hollow as when someone offers to help you with the dishes after you’ve already finished them.

It’s the giving, not the getting, that’s important. The spiritual affiliation of the “getter” isn’t supposed to enter into the equation at all. So, she’s in the clear…take them thousands!