Long Story Short by Daniel Beyer for April 02, 2021

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the old instructions for responding to a nuclear attack: Sit down, bend over and place your head firmly between your knees, and kiss your butt goodbye.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    It would appear that his Undertaker’s nickname was Crusher.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    And if it were Goat yoga you can save even more money by being composted in the hay

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    Herd of Turtles  over 3 years ago

    Or it could mean they were very busy.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    They had to pay extra for funeral pants.

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    AndrewSihler  over 3 years ago

    Not really. Anything even a little bit “custom” is way more expensive than the usual.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    whoa, this is a stretch…

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    JH&Cats  over 3 years ago

    Shoes are not usually included, I believe—it’s extra weight, and it’s hard to make them fit inside.

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