Long Story Short by Daniel Beyer for July 20, 2022

Cremated, liquefied. It’s all the same when you’re snow.

When’s your next fireside chat??!!

“Having him around, is as comforting as a hot water bottle”.

Can’t wait for the will to be read so that the relatives learn his assets have been liquified.

He’s not jolly anymore!

I’m thinking water vapor instead of liquid.

And, we almost used him during the last drought

It looks like Frosty keeps his feelings all bottled up.