Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 31, 2016

Don’t sit and brood about it, she’s just trying to establish a pecking order.

LOL!

Why dozen he do something? Is he too chicken to stand up to her?

I think it’s out of respeggt for his wife… after all, it’s her mother hen.

Bev… you should see their old photo albumins.You never sausage a big German wedding…

She carried white flours, and he promised to stay with her for batter or for wurst… and he has.

Maybe she wasn’t eggzactly a beauty queen… that chalky complexion, and hard eggsterior… and big bottom end.

But you know, in those early days, she helped him scratch out a living… and never squawked.She always made sure he wasn’t laid for work, even though his salary was chicken feed.

So he’s never broken his promise, and he never shell.

Where did the cartoonist poach this one from?

Of course he’s grumpy, it gets old being henpecked like that.

I tried to look at the world sunny side-up but my mother-in-law has become a hard yoke.

Henpecked again.

Aw Bev…. you don’t have to bow…or, well…. a slight nod is OK, if you insist…and maybe a cup of coffee?It’s thirsty work.And a snickerdoodle? Or is that pushing it?

Jonni… I once made the mistake of “asking” the supermarket butcher whether a “ground turkey” was a special kind of turkey that can’t fly.I had to smile and nod politely while he seriously explained ground turkey to me. For about 10 minutes… and it felt like a week.

Radish…. I was going to say what Bev said, actually.

Bev.. it walked into the grinder.