Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 08, 2018

Nasty.

Could be worse, he could be eating broccoli soup with cabbage rolls and a side of cauliflower.

Lesson here is don’t piss off the pump tender.

Serves him right for damaging a coral reef.

That diving suit looks like something from the 1930s.

Beans, beans, good for for the heart. The more you eat the more you

I’d say that air intake valve needs a slight adjustment.

Don’t pull him up to fast he will get the"beans".

Not usually a fan of juvenile “fart jokes” but this one was funny!!

wouldn’t it be funnier if it was the diver who farted?

Code requires any volatile exhaust outlet to be locate at least 30 feet from intake openings.

Deadly! :)