Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 31, 2019

Need I ask how this will affect drive time??

It seems that he is talking about politics for those days.

I don’t think “crappy” covers it. Maybe “Global Waming" is a better term.

Weather forecasting is always a crap shoot…

Weather in the midwest right now.

Is that the same as a series of sh!tstorms?

I don’t envy you guys in the States your weather, right now. Brrrr.

Meteorologists don’t make the weather, they just predict and report it. This one is very accurate.

Good crappie fishing weather then?

Currently -18. It hasn’t been above 0 since sometime last Tuesday. Total crap.

A small crap warning has been issued.

Is that guy reading the wrong script? It sounds more like the national news…

That guy sure loves his job

Currently apropos.

Feeling under the weather with a touch of cabin fever, eh, Dan?

And for the weekend, Saturday – pretty crappy; Sunday – uh, not so crappy; and Monday – crapapalooza!