Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 08, 2019

And if that doesn’t work, he’ll release the snakes.

And make sure to use your Capital One card today!

Wake up and eat your hamburger, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

There is a multi millionaire status waiting to happen to a company or people that produce this!!! I’ll buy one just as an investment!

Thought it was a Spike Lee alarm clock.

Coming soon to EVERY household in America (because he’s everywhere)…

I thought that was Flavor Flav at first until I saw the caption. Good one, Dan!

Finally! A sequel! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA

oh no not I. I would rather be waken up by one of my old drill Sergents. And don’t sent me one I will use hammer and send it back.

Where can I get one?

Huh…I wondered where Nick Fury went in Infinity War…

Could be worse, …