♫ I would never be a loner, if I could raise a boner,
♫ And catch a pretty chick.
♫ We could have some goody-goody with my ever-ready woody
♫ If I only had a dick.
♫ I would take her to Niagara, I wouldn’t need Viagra,
♫ ’Cuz I could do the trick.
♫ I’d say “Miss I beg your pardon, would you like to see my hard-on?”
♫ I would never be a loner, if I could raise a boner,
♫ And catch a pretty chick.
♫ We could have some goody-goody with my ever-ready woody
♫ If I only had a dick.
♫ I would take her to Niagara, I wouldn’t need Viagra,
♫ ’Cuz I could do the trick.
♫ I’d say “Miss I beg your pardon, would you like to see my hard-on?”
♫ If I only had a dick.