Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 27, 2020

That “fine print” should be a lot smaller!! I was going to order a “baker’s dozen!!”

;-^)

A full moon! – Two days early, but still…

It doesn’t exist??? Well it should!

That’s a product with cl-ass

I used to carry a “latex stress reliever” in my wallet years ago…

Except that you should have had it made.

I can’t wait for the late night info-mertial on the Christian channel. Hm, the prayer towel or My Lil Butty.

Anybody else notice the butt is heart shaped

Mr. Collins, I hope you’ve trademarked the name. This idea kicks ass!

Dan, you got the promotion down pat. Now just to create the product.

" … does not exist in the real, physical universe … "

I don’t know about that. I’m pretty sure I saw one of those in a sex shop years ago.

Reminds me of Jibba Jabber, the doll that came out in the 1990s that you shook to relieve frustration… wore out a few of those…

Oy, my tuchas.

You can squeeze it any time, and it can take a pounding