Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 03, 2021

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    desvarzil  over 3 years ago

    Old joke: Q: Why don’t sharks eat lawyers?A: Professional courtesy. (I’ll see myself out.)

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why is he floating on top? I always thought they were bottom feeders.

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    cdnalor  over 3 years ago

    There’s no risk of the brunette being pulled under with those “flotation devices.”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We need an ambulance to try and lure him away.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Lawyers are the worst tippers and paying bills on time.

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    JimValTen Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Perfecto!!!! You just have to hate em, til you need one. They have their own mystical lingo and their own winks and nods that we mortals do not understand and never will be privy to.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Sharks only eat us when we look and act like prey.

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    one-non_blonde  over 3 years ago

    why did the shark eat the doctor? in the medical field, professional courtesies are not allowed…

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