Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 08, 2021

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When I had a heart attack, I apped up UBER to take me to the emergency room.

    Yeah. I wasn’t thinking clearly.

    When the driver arrived, she said " Hi. I hope you’re going someplace fun today."

    Me: “Well, I need to get to (X) hospital because I’m having a heart attack.”

    Despite that, she remained calm and we were there in ten minutes. I tipped her generously.

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    Maybe the car runs on starch.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I was thinking about floating down the river.

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    We has seen the enemy  over 3 years ago

    Hmmm We can all play the uber game …buber, cuber, luber, zuber But you need Dan’s imagination to go with it

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    AndrewSihler  over 3 years ago

    Is this a Tuberville street scene?

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