Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 01, 2023

Run, Buddy, run. Leave them all behind.

And, if he entered, bet he would win.

Dreamercise is the new thing.

This is the nightmare version. In the good dream version, they’re all naked and trying to run on all fours, like him.

Dream on, pup.

Using huskies as an example, dogs are the fastest animal on the ground. Yes, many others are faster at shorter distances, but they’ll never outpace a sled dog team over 200 miles….while pulling the sled and its musher. A friend, who is a musher, got frequent complaints from unknowing people that he abused his dogs by making them pull him around. His reply was that it is all they want to do. He would say, “Let me get them harnessed up and then you try to stop them”. He couldn’t get them to use their doghouse at any temperature above -20F.

Dan, this is a change! Very sweet, I love it. Love all your stuff.

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Instead of a Porta Potty, he uses the occasional hydrant.

I think he’s wearing his Reebarks.

My screen displayed the upper half of the image, and I couldn’t be sure what species the front runner was until I scrolled down. I thought it might be a rodent; who best to win in the city’s rat race?