Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 15, 2023

There once was an actress so dumb. “How dumb was she?” she slept with a writer to get a part. Thank You. Thank You. Remember to tip your waitress.

Somebody, please, give him a pen to sign autographs.

Looks Good on Celluloid?

Did you hear about the idiot actress? She wanted to get ahead in Hollywood, so she slept with the writers.

…usually do not make the money until they are dead!!!!!

This is why the Hollywood writers are on strike. No mon, no fun … your son

Nothing stays the same……

Been striking too long.

Dan missed a paycheck again.

and ther reason for the rock?

No one in Hollywood has ever cared about authors, only investors count.