Granted, there’s less competition than if she were working a street corner, but there’s also a much smaller customer base (no anatomical wordplay intended). Wonder how she keeps up with the rent on the cave — unless the wise old guru is wise enough to take it out in trade (what’s money to him anyway?).
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago
Hilarious!
cracker65 3 months ago
He’s gonna get a happy ending
Jml58 3 months ago
Can it be true happiness if he has to pay for it?
Mainesailah Premium Member 3 months ago
Those mountains are all a little…um…
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
What is the charge!!!!!
scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago
A true Wiseman !
Znox11 3 months ago
He said happiness not herpiness.
ncorgbl 3 months ago
♫’She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she comes…’♪
mistercatworks 3 months ago
The only thing she will en-lighten is his wallet.
paullp Premium Member 3 months ago
Granted, there’s less competition than if she were working a street corner, but there’s also a much smaller customer base (no anatomical wordplay intended). Wonder how she keeps up with the rent on the cave — unless the wise old guru is wise enough to take it out in trade (what’s money to him anyway?).
Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago
How bout one that doesn’t smoke?
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Meh. I’ll settle for trashy thrills.
opsono 3 months ago
The oldest profession was more probably pimping in one form or another.