Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 17, 2024

He’s going to saw her in half.

All that doesn’t matter unless he has a big magic wand.

And for my next trick…do I have a volunteer from the audience?

Ewwww!!! Did he just wet his boxers???!!!

If she’s a virgin, he’s going to make her virginity disappear

This is where the magic happens.

And for my next trick…oh wait…that would be you.

I wonder what she has in her, what’s the word. Her fantastical trunk? Her enchanting container? Wondrous crate? Shoot, it’s either her mystical chest or her magical box.

…..final trick of the day!!!!!

He told her she would be surprised.

This guy knows all the tricks, and he likes to demonstrate them all..

She was excited right up to the point where he announced " I have nothing up my drawers… "

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Wait until you see what he makes disappear!

He’s a magic man, oh, he’s got the magic hands…….

Which one is turning tricks?

Wouldn’t this be just as funny without the woman in the bed? Couldn’t he just be getting ready to go to bed?

Giving away the secrets.