Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 01, 2014

Tastes kinda gritty though.

Should have tried the Kibbles & Bits or the Meow Mix.

A little bentonite clay is good for you

Ahh….Grape Nuts! I always suspected that!

Probably set solid in his stomach.

Now I’m craving fruity pebbles cereal

“Now with Clumps!”

good rule of thumb:don’t store the kitty litter next to the Grape Nuts.they are interchangeable for one task, not so much for the other

also:don’t store the spray paint next to the hairspraydon’t store drain cleaner next to the shampoodon’t store the tooth paste next to the super gluedon’t store the nuclear bomb next to the electric shaver……et al

And if you do by mistake pour out a bowl of kitty litter instead of Crunchy Crunch cereal, don’t let the cat into the room.

Really sticks to your ribs!

Now you’ve put us to the testTo your ryhme I must attestMy additions I’ve expressedAnd leave to others this prose progressed

Were I cat, I would protestIn the tray it is the bestLet me put my claim to testThen I lay me down to rest(After the lasange, of course).

This is why I put my glasses on before I make breakfast.

Somebody needs a new pair of glasses. Bet it tastes like wild hickory nuts. Yum.