As a rule, “Hold my gun while I show you something something with that beer” is still safer than “Hold my beer while I show you something with that gun.”
I don’t hunt, so when I saw a game, years ago, called “Deer Hunter Avenger”, we played it for hours. Essentially, the deer used traps and bait to shoot hunters. The decoys were 6-packs, naked women, and country music. Funny plot, and lots of fun…. “It’s Showtime…”
Farside99 over 8 years ago
I’d fall for that decoy, 47 times out of 50. The rest would be if I was too full of beer to walk (or swim).
AtariDragon over 8 years ago
As a rule, “Hold my gun while I show you something something with that beer” is still safer than “Hold my beer while I show you something with that gun.”
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Oh he is going to be very upset when he discovers that it isn’t a real beer. If it is a real beer, those birds will be guilty of hunting over bait.
jreckard over 8 years ago
Ducks using a decoy beer stein? That’s pretty clever. Using one with lots of foam? That’s using their head.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
I don’t hunt, so when I saw a game, years ago, called “Deer Hunter Avenger”, we played it for hours. Essentially, the deer used traps and bait to shoot hunters. The decoys were 6-packs, naked women, and country music. Funny plot, and lots of fun…. “It’s Showtime…”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
I’ve heard of getting your “ducks in a row.” It looks like you can get your beers in a row. too.