Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 02, 2019

The poor guy is as stiff as a board.

“Can you remove that chip from his shoulder or should we be looking for a different sawbones…?”

He’s having back surgery, in the lumber region…

Beam me a board,Scotty ….

“I am, and I’ve got a woody right now…”

She’s been lumbering along with him for years now…

he’s such a stiff…

It’s plane to see he has a knot hole for a brain. Get out the bandsaw and joiner in surgery.

He’s been like that for more than 4 hours!

This will be minor surgery, so I will refer you to a splinter group.

Well, I wooden say that, but he’s still the best cutter around.

This is a VERY poplar cartoon…

LOVE all the brilliant puns in the comments! All I can come up with is..

“Ma’am, I’ll be working with my anteater colleague”.

Does he look at other boards? Is he a chestnut?

He shouldn’t be smiling. She’s had her eye on the ironwood next door.

That office consult was pinefully slow.

He’s really board with the entire consultation.

I’d like to know the story of how they met. And their wedding must have been interesting. Was the groom’s family just piled up? Did people throw sawdust as they drove away?

Knot in this state. Here, I’m just a plane doctor.

The doctor nailed his diagnosis.

Groan – you made Pastis proud…

That’s knot nice-it goes against the grain, wooden you know?I’d like to get at the root of things, but I’d be barking up the wrong tree.Plank you very much!Pinocchio

Invasive surgery won’t be needed. I recommend a light sanding and a coat of varnish.

The patient has Dutch Elm Disease.

It’s an easy operation. Just measure twice, cut once.