Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 23, 2019

A topiarian?

I admit I don’t care for Hedgetarians. They’re always eating around the bush.

From the size of that serving he looks more like a hedge hog…

Is he one of the Knights Who Say Ni!?

I saw a TV documentary that featured the evolution of the human brain. The brain is 2% of the body’s weight and use 25% of the body’s calories (an even higher percent in children and infants).

They were in a field with sheep and pointed to a plate with a lamb chop on it and said, “This is the number of calories it takes to run a human brain for 24 hours.” Then they went to a table what had a large bail of hay on it and said the same thing.

It wasn’t until we homo-whatevers started putting meat on the menu that brain development took off.

New term out there for vegetarians who are not real serious about it, they are called ‘Flexetarians’.

Oh great, another minority group to pandered to! This is bordering on defenceless!

Is she ready to kale it quits?

And he has this fund he manages…

People can eat whatever they wish as long as they don’t lecture me on why what they eat is better than what I eat.

His date’s name is Ivy. Soon after this cartoon was published, she met a terrible end when she ran into a herd of carnivorous lambs.

That is going to take a LOT of ranch dressing!

Where is P.E.T.H. when you need them!