Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 05, 2020

They have no choice but to split.

helen’s got a pounding, splitting headache…

My brother just said “Oh God!” and I agree.

They both appear to be stumped.

That’s funny. I will have to make note of this one in my log.

Just trying to rekindle the relationship for an old flame.

Wood-nt be so bad if the axe didn’t come down so hard…

I’m stumped. The trees voted for the hammer because it had a wood handle.

There’s no guarantree that Blazek will be funny everyday : > ]

“Cut the cord!” they said …

It is an exclusive club and you don’t qualify for membership. They won’t burn firewood with knots in it.

Cue the Wood-chucks….

They will just have to reach some sort of a cord.

I don’t think therapy will help… that looks like a permanent split.

“Maybe some retail therapy would make us feel better. Let’s go to the maul.”