Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 07, 2021

On the bright side, he used to be a lush but now he drinks like a bird.

That surgeon has had other patients? Where there no reviews on Yelp?!

This is a very serious situation…

I interviewed three surgeons before my prostatectomy… Two of them warned me that they’d probably have to remove the nerves that control penile erection and bladder control… The third one assured me that he would do his best to retain those nerves…

Guess which one I went with ?

Let’s just hope the 3rd one doesn’t cut the wrong nerve!!

We had one of those bobbing birds in the kitchen when I was a kid!!

Could be worse, imagine if he was a Weeble, everyone would think he was drunk!

restrospect?

I’m a Todd. It was a fad baby boy name in the 1960’s. It’s interesting – this is my first “getting old” joke I’ve seen with my name. I bet I’ll be seeing many more in coming years.

He’s a nice centerpiece to accompany lab class.

Too bad they didn’t get the surgeon that helps you pick up toothpicks…

The bird drinking from the glass procedure, never works well

“… but he’s GREAT on dashboards!”

But it did extend his drinking tolerance…

Now he just drinks a lot.

todd always did like to get his nose wet…

one word why