Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 22, 2021

You think?

He’ll have a stentorian voice.

Think he’ll buy a lot of turtleneck sweaters to wear if he goes outside his house.

Got a needle?

We were trying to inflate it in your wallet.

… and we might have over-inflated it.

Ya think?

That might not be so bad if it was done a lot lower ;-)

Could I get the procedure done the week before Thanksgiving?

See? No asthma!

Good news is you can shoot a beer in 4.3 milliseconds.

Is that Dr. Custer? Is that Custer’s last stent?

[cough, cough] You don’t say, and I can’t.

That’s why you tell the anesthesiologist to knock you out really good. You do not want to hear the surgeon saying, “Oh, shoot! That wasn’t supposed to happen.”

A site gag needs a little credibility to be funy. Again this makes no sense.