Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 18, 2021

“But, dear, now we’re safe from Indian attack.”

I don’t see the point of a four poster, either.

The 52 poster, for when you really, really want to sleep!

…and when you have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom…

“What if I put in a door?”

Not a round bed, so shouldn’t have any trouble cornering her..

That will be even less likeable, the older they get!

Where’s the drawbridge?

I’m not climbing over that thing — I’d slip and get impaled

“Mommy and Daddy were wrestling, Hon. It was areal cage match.

What’s the point of the posts if there’s no canopy?

Looks like a bat rack.

Not when you need a pole vault to get in.

Hope they’re not both guys. “Two men enter, one man leaves”.

Somebody had to do it: I only count 50 posters, not 52.

Just 40, and for a logical reason.

Just go to sleep on the couch.