Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 05, 2021

“…and LASER PENS! Sweet Heaven, flood the streets with laser pens!”

Only from the mind of a cat !

We’ll convert the foundry to a catnip grow-op….

And everything gets shipped in over-sized cardboard boxes and lots of paper bags.

Now excuse me, while I go to the sand pile in the corner and then lie down in the sun. Anyone looking to get promoted should study their belly rub techniques.

This company will go to the dogs.

Catbert has entered the building!

Mind you, I understand that the retooling will take some time.

now, let’s get R&D working on equipping the plastic soda bottle caps with laser beams…

As opposed to Apple who are a steal company.

Why do people let their cats inherit factories?

My cat didn’t need a fancy laser pen. He would find any writing instrument left laying out and take it to the kitchen. There he would bat it around until it ended up under the stove or refrigerator.

Oh just Puurfect! Now we have a Feline as CEO!

…and once the business tanks, I will live comfortably the rest of my nine lives on my golden parachute while the shareholders count their losses…

Who’s got the light pointer? Distract him!

What a cat-astrophe.

Felines…Nothing more than felines…

Let’s bat this idea around for a while.

At least the company isn’t going to the dogs.

Purrrrtney Swope