Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 11, 2022

That surgery is already here. Siri’s doing the anesthesia and Bixby is the recovery room nurse.

Really? Siri-ously?

“I can’t do that, Dave.”

Yep. The latest advances in Medicine are fantastic!

No wonder I have to wait 8 months for an appointment. She’s still loading!

She IS a bit of a sew and sew.

oops, Alexa, reopen and take out the clamp.

I stuffed Alexa in the box, in a closet, in the basement, in the abandoned house, in the next town…..

In a few years this won’t be a joke.

Funny!

Alexa, play a dirge.

Alexa? Alexa? Dang, did someone forget to pay the internet bill?

Also, if the hospital has Dish internet, don’t get surgery while it’s raining.

Alexa, play Bad Case of Loving You by Robert Palmer or, Doctor My Eyes by Jackson Browne.