Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 13, 2022

And you people paid good money for that ?

Of course. They’re all passivegers.

Poor whale. All these creatures in the past paid attention to its anticsl

Perfect for my ex-wife.

Half the people on whale trips spend the time on their stupid phones or otherwise get in the way/

We had a tuna of a time.

☹️☹️☹️

As long as they buy the t-shirts…. he gets his cut of the merch.

There is another charter boat that watches them. It is the “Whale-Ignorers” Watching Tour.

Oh thank goodness – I thought I was going on a whale WASHER tour.

Fine. Whatever.

that looks like a blue whale…

I didn’t ignore them, barfed along side them and couldn’t help laughing in between bouts because they were RIGHT THERE NEXT TO ME ! and I could only catch glances.

Humpbacks in Cape Cod Bay: If you ignore them, they’ll ignore you and swim away. But if you make a lot of noise, they’ll hang around and do tricks.

Passiveaggressive. A other w@nker word. Or two if you separate them