Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 15, 2022

You could also move it into the garage. And never speak of it again.

Took me a few seconds. I thought it was a clipboard at first. It’s the bathroom scales.

Put the batteries in backwards and your weight will be a negative number. :-D

It will require exhaustive research.

…and that’s when the argument started.

Get her a party balloon, she can hold it or inhale from it.

Just balance on one foot.

still don’t get it. not going to read any lighter

And she’ll find it ’Exhausting". (Bah Dum Dum, Tish)

I used to wonder why my weight went up three pounds every winter and back down every summer. I originally credited it to the increased activity in the summer. Then I realized that sweats weigh more than shorts and a T-shirt.

Thanks, I never would have gotten it. Kinda wish that would work though.

Her scale keeps pounding her!

A friend was at a buffet restaurant one time, and the overhead vented fan kicked on with a “whoosh!” He immediately grabbed for the top of his – balding – head and cried out, “My toupee!”

Haven’t weight gags been exhausted already.

I’ve been told that placing the scale on carpeting vs linoleum will give a person different readings.

This new weight loss technique will cause Mass Hysteria.

I’m not a fan.

Didn’t get it at all, which is why I stopped in here. Glad to have the mystery cleared up, but it’s still a pretty weak cartoon.

It’s a bathroom scale. The exhaust fan might make her lighter by raising her off of the scale. But not really. HAHA. Mike drop. :-)