Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 30, 2022

AKA “Marriage Material”.

And then there’s the fruit that already fell to the ground.

Wonder if he’s looking for THE Apple from The Garden?

I’m interested to see how the low-hanging fruit is hanging.

If the low-hanging fruit is in bins like the (plain) fruit on the left is, then it’s not truly low hanging fruit and it would go against the “Accuracy in Supermarket Signage” caption.

To be accurate wouldn´t you need to lose the hyphen?

Where are the fruit loops?

Bananas, melons and zucchini …OH MY!

I’m sorry – signage is almost never read. To most – It is just there for decoration.

Chicago voters in the basement.

Hey? Why is John Cleese conducting a self defense class in the basement?

looks more like fruit hanging out in the basement…