Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 03, 2023

That’s her Ma. Yo! Yo, Ma.

Her emotional swings are like a Yo-yo.

Nothing like a cello in a minor key to bring you down.

I enjoy cello music. Very soothing.

“You get that big fiddle up under your chin where it belongs! There are ladies present!”

(Thanks Evil Roy)

Is it possible to have the cellist play something more upbeat?

First switch to joyous music.

He’s just stringing you along anyways!

Why would you want to haul a cellist around?

Bill Cosby commercial, there’s always room for cello.

Why is that not spelled Chelo?

“No, I lost a cello when I was five. My parents never forgave me and Mom here never lets me forget.”

The Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction” on electric cellos in Croatia. These guys are good!

https://youtu.be/Ur2xKG-3seE

I think the saddest sounding instrument is the oboe.

Is the “cello putting” her in a somber mood?

Let’s lighten the mood with a kazoo…

But Steven Nelson from “the Piano Guys” will never forgive you

Or she could add a cello. As in Two Cellos.

If she ditches the cello, she’ll just hire Debbie Downer’s Sad Trombone player.