Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 20, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s lying on a table of contents. The anesthetist is about to administer an epilogue.

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    comixbomix  over 1 year ago

    His contents will soon be on the table.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But you won’t be able to understand much of it, because our tests indicate that you have a very small glossary.

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    zerotvus  over 1 year ago

    They took mine out at stroke of midnight, new years eve 1972. Man the doctors wife was upset with me!!!!!!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    If you’d like, you can keep it, take it home with you, and see what it says – read it at your own pace in your free time.

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    But it’ll just bore you to death.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Stop before you get to Errata.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I played doctor with my favorite book and took out the appendix.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    While he’s under, have the Dermatologist take a look at that thing on his preface. Doc’s quick answer was to leave it alone. In other words, stet stat.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    OK – took me a moment…

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    I heard that it was just a finger injury: indexitis.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    The operation will be by the book.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    After we’re done, the podiatrist will work on your footnotes.

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    Afterwards, Pathology said mine was fine. They still billed me for the operation !

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    Took my wife to the ER because of severe abdominal pain. Turns out her appendix was ready to burst and they had to remove it immediately. BCBS didn’t want to pay for it because the blood tests showed that it hadn’t burst yet. Idiots.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Appendixitis??? Oh come on!!!

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